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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

North Korea Threatens (again)

The MSN morning headlines.

NBC News
North Korea stepped up it's aggressive rhetoric on Tuesday, ordering it's rocket and long-range artillery units to be combat ready and on the "highest alert" and issuing new threats against U.S.bases on Hawaii, Guam and mainland America.
BLAH.... BLAH.... BLAH....

( I added that part)

Yes like what is North Korea going to do? Send paper mache tanks over the Pacific ocean by air balloon to attack?
WOW - I'm sure the U.S. military is trembling in their boots -right?

But what amazes me, is that the media actually reports crap like this, or anything for that matter, regarding these clowns in North Korea!!!
I guess the press needs to have at least one on-going story about the fat bad guy to keep the ratings up by putting everybody on the edge.
Well I can assure you that there is nothing to fear.....NOTHING!!!
South Korea alone, could kick North Korea's ass! 20-30 times over 

The South is the world's 12th largest military spender at a not-too-shabby 42 billion $$$. They have an army of 3.5 million personnel and a further 300,000 paramilitary.

The North spends a paltry 8 billion $ on their military, but that is also 25% of their GNP = economy! 

"What do you mean you want to eat?!?! - here take this weapon and parade around for a few hours, until you lose such insolent behavior!!"

"After that you can study the portrait of our beloved leader KIM DUM BUM - the very leader who jumped out of his mother's revolutionary vagina !!"   - a fact found in all North Korean text books BTW

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Sure the North has 9.5 million service personnel, but the majority of them are basically the 21st century's equivalent to the junkie peasant with pitch fork from the middle age's. 

Hopefully, this information will help calm any fears you may have had due to the ignorant media.


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