City Spreads Manure On Homeless Camp

 Local breaking Vancouver news:

-the outlying City of Abbotsford, decided that it would be a fantastic idea to spread NASTY SMELLING
chicken manure across the field where some homeless folks had set up camp!

Yes you - you stinky chickens, it was your crap!

The "settlement" was located down in the ghetto-ee part of town; not far from the local Salvation Army**

**Salvation Army
Defin.:
- those guys who help everybody and everything

*** here is the most valuable land in Abbotsford ***

nice photo - looks like Mars to me

So I, and most everybody else is wondering:
-what did the City hope to achieve by this despicable action?



My guess, is that:
- it was the City's hope - that through the magical powers of chicken manure (stinkiest kind BTW), the homeless people would all evaporate, just like little puffs of smoke.

City official

...but maybe it was a civil construction project?


-fat ugly politician #1: Oh we needed to dispose of our extra chicken manure....and uh... this random spot was selected by one of our brilliant bureaucrats, and delivered/dumped by our heartless/brainless minions....to ah... well you know to um...to alleviate... the uh - "sight pollution" over in that part of town....  

-fat ugly politician #2: No No that's not it...it was because a local rich chicken farmer was in danger of having too much chicken manure and... well we responded to this emergency.... before.....before he had too much...and then we couldn't find a handy place to dump it, except... well, right here where all these tattered tarps, blankets and mismatched card boards had mysteriously blown to, and erected themselves into pathetic shelters. 

HA HA
but really,
let's try to be serious about this.

I do realize, that the reader could be slightly put off by the heartless actions of the City; but you know, instead of EVERYBODY turning on the wicked City of Abbotsford for...well...well for just being wicked; perhaps together we might be able to solve the perplexing problem of "what can we do about all these homeless people???"
                 
.....let's take a moment to give it some thought.....
                                     ..........
.....                                        ......

!!! Oh hey!!!   

 I've got it!!! 
     how-about if we dig a giant hole and place a log across it; then we fill the giant hole with fiery coals

kinda like this

and herd all the homeless people to it, making each and every one of them, walk the log across the pit!

Those that make it to the other side, can then be given a head-start in an adventure-style game; in which they are hunted with slingshots!

Wouldn't this be a better idea than spreading dirty, disease-ridden chicken manure over the very ground on which they sleep?
 -City of Abbotsford, can you say "AVIAN FLU" - ??? 

Mayor Banman (feeling the heat from ALL SIDES) apologized for the incident and said: "that he hoped the public would have compassion for city staff and use the incident as a learning opportunity"....
 Huh??....WHAT??!!!
HE SAID THAT!!?!!

Oh yes of course I will quickly forgive the over-paid city bureaucrats and it's inept staff!

Yep sure I will, just like I would if they poured chicken manure all over me!

Oh yeh!

Thanks to:

• News1130
• The Province
• CBC News