Funny Store Nicknames with Images (Part Two)

Part Two in our continuing series of Funny Store Nicknames With Images 
***P.G. 13 (language)

Jack in the Box:

Crack in the Box

Gag in the Bag

Jack in the Crack  

Jack Off in the Box

Hack in the Sack

Wow, look at that creepy puppet thing on top of the old drive-in restaurant. It totally reminds me of that Twilight Zone Episode: "It's a Good Life"

The quality of the video is horrible, but I couldn't find anything better and still short enough to view.

Walmart:

The 9th Circle of Hell

Wally Land

Walfart

Wombat

Ghettomart

Mall Wart

Burger King:

Bugger King

The BK Lounge

Burger Sling/Fling

Booger King

Murder King

This is pretty interesting what Downey Jr. says about Burger King. I personally, think that it should be framed and placed on the wall, in each and every one of their restaurants.....

Safeway:

-mysteriously, I couldn't find very many nicknames for Safeway; but I'm sure that it has it's fair share of them (all bad). I dislike the store, so I am including it.-

Theftway

Unsafeway 

.....perhaps you out there... 

Yes You!!!  

.....know of a few more?

What is your favor nickname/moniker for a store?

I wish everyone a good weekend!!! 

 Stay safe.

Thanks for the views!!!